thedailyshow:

Remember the GOP Primary? Neither do we. But this mash-up strongly suggests it happened.

sadpeopletalking:

A few of the sad people you can see tonight @ Royal/T Café! 

Click her for more info. 

My dad’s business is really suffering you guys 

This is TOMORROW and we’d love to see your pretty faces there. In the meantime, watch me snort baby powder https://www.facebook.com/events/380896788601523/

jddecker:

I’m tired of performing in front of sold out crowds in comedy clubs night after night, hooking up with gorgeous drunk coeds only to be dumped as soon as they realize I don’t hang out with Nick Swardson…I’d much rather perform in some cavernous art gallery or in the back of a comic book store in…

edasalazar:

Gumbel #2…Pretty much the best. 

leitepreto:

GUMBEL #2

matt freund. kyle reiter. alma kipner. emily mills. lindsay ames. deanna rooney…. 

they can do some lovely things.

When I think “model parent” I think Justin Decker.

jddecker:

A few nights ago I went to a Comedy venue called the Improvisation because I needed a good laugh and was in the mood for some funny skits. What I saw left me shocked, in disbelief, and in doubt as to whether I would ever go to a live comedy show again.

The show started off…

I guess it was only a matter of time before there was a tumblr post entitled “Drunken Amaya”. Jonas did more research here than I’ve done for anything. Honored.

jonaspolsky:

by Jonas Polsky

I was really intrigued by this “joke”, and decided the drunken message should be deciphered, and saved for comedy posterity.

Initially Amaya’s left hand is properly situated on the “home row” and those characters are being recorded properly. The right hand, however is off by…