Woo-hoo! Another blog!

cameronesposito:

I did a show on Friday at a local club. There was a newer comic on the bill as well - a newer comic but a grown man. Like probably 40. His set was pretty unintelligible - a lot of general yelling about thick butts and how sexy he finds them. And not in a clever way. I mean, who doesn’t like thick…

witstream:

Please get to know our Aristocrat of the Week, the hilarious Amaya Perea*:

1. What was your first exposure to Twitter?

My first exposure to…

This is fantastic and so is @guybranum

Progressive pieces of shit
mattfisher:

My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court
I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.
I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.

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Progressive pieces of shit

mattfisher:

My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court

I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.

I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.

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Kevin Hawkins is a genius

kevyhawkins:

I maked this

Hello, precious flowers. I know it’s been a difficult couple days for all of us, what with certain people interrupting certain other people (so rude!) and certain other people suggesting that said interruptors deserve to be hilariously gang-raped (so edgy!).